bogantastic: albuspercivalwulfric: I mean really nobody has money that is prettier than australian money WHEN I COUNT THE TILL AT WORK I MAKE RAINBOWS OUT OF THE MONEY ITS SO FUN

cryingvagina:

nobody talks to me on here it’s just like in real life

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha

coderrrrr: Apparently, Barney loved those children a little too much.

precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

I keep having the same reoccurring dream where I’m a billionaire. It’s amazing.